Battlefordreamisland

Oh its me

Leafy
I... can't! Oh no! Blocky? Rocky? Help!
Blocky walks over to Leafy and steps on her hand.
Blocky
What is it?
Leafy
You're stepping on me!
Blocky moves his foot off of Leafy's hand.
Blocky
Better?
Leafy
Yes. Now pull us up!
Blocky struggles to pull them up, but falls, and grabs onto the beam with his feet.
Blocky
Woah!
Leafy
ACK!
Leafy
Teardrop! Hold on to my other arm!
Teardrop does just that, letting go of Pin's foot.
Flower
Ha, ha! I'm wearing Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!
Blocky kicks Flower, and she falls off the bar.
Flower
Hey! Grrr...
Flower grabs onto Pin's side, accompanied by another "******!" sound effect.
Pin
ACK!
Pin sticks her tongue out at Flower, trying to lick her.
Flower
Ohh, wha...? Eww, Oh my god...! Uhhh... Uhhh... AHH!

The two plunge into the ocean.
Coiny's mistake
Coiny
Blocky! Come on, wake up!
Coiny shakes Blocky, but accidentally knocks him off the bar.
Coiny
Oops!
Blocky grabs onto the beam and swings around, and another "******!" sound effect can be heard, knocking Coiny off the bar.
Blocky
Coiny, don't ever - ! Oops.
The final 6
The scene cuts to Flower, Leafy, Pin, Blocky, Teardrop, and Rocky, all standing on the bar. Text reading "Final 6" appears at the top of the screen.
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Voices
Yeah!
Leafy
There's the evil Flower. She's STILL in.
Pin
Let's run her over!
Leafy
Yeah!
Blocky
Uh oh!
Pin and Leafy run toward Flower, who kicks them off.
Pin
Hey! We're flying!
Leafy
You're right! WOOHOO!!!
Pin
Uh oh!
The two hit Teardrop, and they all fall. Leafy grabs onto the beam, and also grabs one of Pin's legs. Teardrop reaches out an arm and also grabs Pin's leg.
Pin
Pull up!

Flower pushes Firey, Golf Ball, Needle, and Leafy off the bar. Meanwhile, in the background, Eraser is shown falling from a very great height.
Leafy
Help me, Pin!
Pin catches and saves Leafy with a "******!" sound effect.
Leafy
Thanks!
Start of an alliance
Bubble
Let's form an alliance!
Match
That would do no harm!
Pencil
Let's do it!
Ice Cube
[Off-screen] Wha? An alliance?
Camera pans to reveal Ice Cube, next to Rocky.
Ice Cube
I've got to join!
Ice Cube
Coming through!
Ice Cube slides towards the recently formed alliance, knocking Pen off the bar.
Ice Cube
Sorry, Pen. Hey guys, can I be part-
Ice Cube accidentally slams Pencil, Match, Bubble, and Snowball off the bar, slipping off herself in the process. Scene cuts to Ice Cube and Pencil falling.
Pencil
NO.

Announcer
Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.
The BFDI intro plays.
The first contest
Announcer
So yes. Whoever stays on the bar the longest wins.
Contestants are released from tubes onto a balance bar over a large pool of water.
Leafy
Let's help each other!
Pin
Yeah!
Blocky is 'asleep', with his legs curled up over his head and a mindless smile on his face.
Coiny
Blocky! Wake up! What are you doing?
Spongy spontaneously slips off the bar.
Spongy
Uh-oh!
Flower
Out of my way!
Flower pushes Woody, Eraser, and Tennis Ball off the bar.
Flower
I need my SPACE!

Eraser
Uhhh, how?
Announcer
Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called: Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants...
Images for each of the things mentioned above are shown.
Announcer
... and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.
Firey, Blocky, and Bubble are shown running through, but Woody slams into Dream Island's metal door just as it closes.
Eraser
So, umm, how much will it cost?
Announcer
Not even a penny.
Eraser
Then I'll take it!
Announcer
But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.
Eraser
Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

I'd do anything to get away from her.
Scene cuts an imaginary white screen with Golf Ball on the very right. Flower appears to the right of Golf Ball.
Eraser
... or Flower...
Woody appears to the right of Flower.
Eraser
... or Woody...
Spongy appears to the right of Woody and knocks the other contestants away.
Eraser
... or Spongy!
Cut back to Eraser, who immediately gets knocked over by the Announcer falling out of the sky.
Announcer
Well, then you're in luck.

dude your not as funny as you think you is

STOP FIGHTING! And Spongy, take a BATH! You're stinky.
Spongy
Sorry.
The show's introduction
Blocky
Isn't Golf Ball bossy?
Eraser
I know! She is like a bossy-bot.
Blocky, Pen and Snowball stare at Eraser.
Eraser
Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?
Blocky, Pen and Snowball are still staring at Eraser.
Eraser
Well, a robot that was built to be its BOSSIEST!
Scene cuts to the four standing and facing the sun, with dramatic lighting.
Eraser

Firey
Coiny! You're so dumb!
Coiny slaps Firey.
Firey
Hey!
Coiny
Oh my gosh, Firey! You're sooo easy to slap!
Coiny slaps Firey 10 times, so hard that Firey reflexively opens his mouth and reveals his tongue.
Golf Ball
[Off-screen] Firey! Coiny!
The camera cuts to Golf Ball, who is standing to the right of Spongy and yelling at Coiny and Firey.
Golf Ball