BrickMars

I am BrickMars, the subscription service created by ElonMusk for when he (totally) buys BrickPlanet for 2000000 Iranian Rial. Benefits of BrickMars is;

- Blue checkmark next to your username because impersonation online is not a real thing and everyone will totally put "parody" in their name and not scam people, especially impersonating me.

- Priority search results in shop, games, guilds (that you own), and forum posts (comments and posts.) Because what says free speech more then paying to push your voice further.

- 60% less advertising which totally hasn't been proven that it could backfire and make this lose money

- Priority listing in notifications because ya'll totally care about verified people then unverified people

- Test out beta features that will likely be removed 2 seconds later

- Edit Forum posts because we're too evil to allow everyone to have free access to a highly requested feature.