Yo Mama!
Yo mama so FAT!
When I pictured her in my head... SHE BROKE MY NECK
When she wears her yellow raincoat, PEOPLE YELL OUT TAXI!
When Nappa asked how much she weighed, Vegeta said IT'S OVER 9,000!
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When she went out in a green bikini, EVERYONE SHOUTED GODZILLA!
She takes selfies IN PANORAMA MODE!
Even DORA... couldn't explora- her.
Yo mama so short!
She became Ant-Man's... SIDEKICK!
She uses a tostito as a BOAT!
She ice skates on an ICE CUBE!
She makes cookies... WITH KEEBLER ELVES!
Yo mama so UGLY!
When she bought a new car... it TRANSFORMED and ran away!
You made my HAPPY MEAL CRY!
Her reflection said... I QUIT.
She turned medusa to STONE!
Yo mama so STUPID!
She tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEW!
She stays up all night TRYING TO CATCH SOME SLEEP!
She uses old spice body wash... TO COOK!
She thought a quarterback was a REFUND!
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