Battlefordreamisland

Eraser
Uhhh, how?
Announcer
Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called: Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants...
Images for each of the things mentioned above are shown.
Announcer
... and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.
Firey, Blocky, and Bubble are shown running through, but Woody slams into Dream Island's metal door just as it closes.
Eraser
So, umm, how much will it cost?
Announcer
Not even a penny.
Eraser
Then I'll take it!
Announcer
But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.
Eraser
Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

I'd do anything to get away from her.
Scene cuts an imaginary white screen with Golf Ball on the very right. Flower appears to the right of Golf Ball.
Eraser
... or Flower...
Woody appears to the right of Flower.
Eraser
... or Woody...
Spongy appears to the right of Woody and knocks the other contestants away.
Eraser
... or Spongy!
Cut back to Eraser, who immediately gets knocked over by the Announcer falling out of the sky.
Announcer
Well, then you're in luck.

dude your not as funny as you think you is

STOP FIGHTING! And Spongy, take a BATH! You're stinky.
Spongy
Sorry.
The show's introduction
Blocky
Isn't Golf Ball bossy?
Eraser
I know! She is like a bossy-bot.
Blocky, Pen and Snowball stare at Eraser.
Eraser
Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?
Blocky, Pen and Snowball are still staring at Eraser.
Eraser
Well, a robot that was built to be its BOSSIEST!
Scene cuts to the four standing and facing the sun, with dramatic lighting.
Eraser

Firey
Coiny! You're so dumb!
Coiny slaps Firey.
Firey
Hey!
Coiny
Oh my gosh, Firey! You're sooo easy to slap!
Coiny slaps Firey 10 times, so hard that Firey reflexively opens his mouth and reveals his tongue.
Golf Ball
[Off-screen] Firey! Coiny!
The camera cuts to Golf Ball, who is standing to the right of Spongy and yelling at Coiny and Firey.
Golf Ball

Gliding accident
Snowball hits a mountain while gliding, and crashes on the top.
Snowball
Oof!
Snowball walks down the mountain, where he finds Rocky.
Snowball
Woah! Rocky! Wake up!
Snowball shakes Rocky.
Rocky
Whaa? Hi, SB!
Snowball sighs and throws Rocky.
Rocky
Wheeee!
Rocky hits Tennis Ball.
Rocky
Oof! Hi, TB, my good ol' friend!
The feud
Spongy is squishing up and down with Firey and Coiny standing on top of him

Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him.
The camera closes up on TB's mouth.
Tennis Ball
He is balsa.
Woody passes Snowball who is hang gliding, and then hits Rocky. A piece falls off him and he screams in fear.
Woody
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Eraser and Pen are overhearing this, and they cringe and cover their ears.
Eraser
I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is, he's so uncool. Pen, though, you're cool.
Pen
So are you, Eraser.

Enjoying life
Woody
*screams*
Woody lands near Teardrop, then Leafy picks Woody up.
Leafy
Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!
Woody moves towards Teardrop with love hearts floating around him.
Woody
Awww... Aiyeee...
Teardrop angrily kicks Woody in full force.
Tennis Ball

Blocky
Fine! I'll get Needle.
Blocky grabs Needle from off-screen and throws her at Bubble. Bubble ducks to dodge Needle.
Needle
Help!
Bubble
Yikes! What was THAT for?
Blocky
Hey! I'm just in the mood to HURT someone!
Camera pan to reveal Woody.
Woody
Ahh... ahh... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!
Blocky kicks Woody.

Match and Pencil
NO! ICE CUBE! STOP!
Bubble pops.
Bubble Recovery Center
Bubble gets recovered in the Bubble Recovery Center, but then nearly gets stabbed by Blocky, using Pin.
Bubble
Pin! You nearly popped me!
Pin
Oh, it's not my fault.
Camera pan, revealing Blocky holding Pin.
Pin
It's this stupid Blocky here. It's HIS fault!
Pin kicks Blocky and flies off.