Lewis Hamilton

hi*

i David,

I wanted to reach out to you following this morning’s class. I really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, bit felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students’ eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I’m pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake.

Is everything going okay at home? Is your jaw alright? Please let me know if i can be of any support.

at least you arent a fake.