Okay, i have seen so many people defend their appeal to pizza crusts, and I want to tell you one thing.

Pizza crust sucks.

The crusts of pizzas are NOT good. They are NOT the "best part of the pizza" . Crust is just some plain *** bread with zero taste and flair. Pizza dough was not meant to be eaten on its own.

Imagine this; you are eating the delight we call pizza, you finish the part with all the sauce and cheese and whatnot on it, and you are left with some dry ******* bread. You will never cherish a single moment of taking a bite of that mouth-drying garbage.

People only pretend to love it so they don't get made fun of by other fakers. I swear to ******* god, nobody actually enjoys eating that crunchy sponge ********. I don't ******* care if you defend pizza crust with your life, your opinion isn't just total garbage, it is false. FALSE.

Fuck pizza crust, seriously.

And if you tell me "uhh you just eat bad pizza" you should shut the **** up right now. I have had pizza from a lot of different places, and the crust always ruins my experience. These fuckers will spend the whole duration of the meal depressingly sitting on the plate, to be sweeped away and thrown in the trash prison

Crust is not at all a good part of a pizza. Stop believing in big crust, it is all a myth.