Do you like thug shakers as much as me? I bet not. I am a thug hunter and thug lover for all eternity. YOU, on the otherhand, you... I just don't feel like you love thug shakers as much as me. Like, when I see a thug shaker, I am immediately salivating and trying to pinpoint the best strategy to nut to the thug shaker, but you on the otherhand, I feel as if you would look at the thug shaker and not get a massive hard-on, as I would. You just don't strike me as a thug lover, which is definitely a problem. Are you a thug hunter, and if so, how many thugs do you hunt per day? If not, why? Why aren't you a thug devotee, like I am? You really need to up your game when it comes to the shaking academy. You may be kicked out of SHAKERZ COLLEGE, you know. I love thug shakers, me personally, I'm not going to let you do sh*t like that. So, if you really value getting a scholarship here at SHAKERZ COLLEGE, you better up your f*icking game, you motherf*cker. I will see you in the big leagues if you're up for it, but I doubt it, seeing as you're not really that heavy of a thug hunter. If you want to prove me wrong, send me a video of you ******* a thug shaker really hard, and record them shaking their *** for me. That would really make me happy, and I would not tell anyone that you're lying about being a thug hunter. Because here in university, it's not easy being a thug hunter. We have to do lots of work each day to meet the demands of our professor and you slacking is like a slap on the wrist. TBH, if you don't stop, I will be forced to tell someone, and neither me nor you would like that. So, for the love of golly, meet my demands. Got it? Thank you!