She sells ushanka on Brick Planet
But the value of these ushankas will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy ushankas 'cause there's loads on site

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Ushankaswill sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many ushankas as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really frickin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven’t got a ushanka then you're just a fricking wasteman

Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "Ushankas must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand

Five: why just ushankas? Why limit your self? She sells ushankas, sell oil as well

Six: clout goggles, sell fedoras, sell bandanas, sell vantas, sell gorgeous face to Ryan Reynolds, sell anything to anybody

Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Run to be the president of Brick Planet

Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game it dont matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seashells on the seashore