One time at work one of my friends served a table a steak, the customer says "are you going to give me scissors?" my friend says "uhh i guess i can ask my manager, but why?" and the customer says "well what else am i supposed to use to cut my steak?" and then my friend (trying not to laugh) points to the steak knife right next to the customer and goes "maybe the steak knife?" Very interesting experience, I've met weird customers but I think this story takes the cake.

i keep walking into walls