Im not a tiktok scrolling degenerate with a phone

He says as he's hopelessly addicted to the internet and cant function without shorts.

I have a tablet that I rarely use. A Ps vita, a 2ds, a nintendo dsi, an xbox one, and a n64. Much, much better than a phone I can watch shorts on and play subway surfers

A phone cannot play battlefield 1, battlefield 4, sea of thieves, no man's sky, metal gear solid 3, metal gear solid 2, minecraft legacy edition, quake 1 and 2, kirby super star ultra, skyrim, ace combat, silent hill, or even touhou genso wanderer.

Not to mention it cant play golden eye 64, perfect dark, donkey kong 64, mario kart 64, mario kart ds, super mario 64, metal gear solid peace walker, metal gear solid 5 the phantom pain, battlefield 5, battlefield hardline, the evil within 1 and 2, fallout 3, fallout new vegas, or even plants vs zombies garden warfare 1&2

Whenever I make a valid point you just shoot out a baseless pointless insult. It always gives me this dopamine rush knowing I befuddled you.